appy polly loggies aka a blog post in which i discuss wanting to glamourize a taco bell uniform

I have been on a two month long hiatus, and for that I apologize! I will get back to posting, but this time instead of limiting myself to outfit posts, I will post about things that spark my interest. Maybe I'll treat this like a virtual diary! Except I won't get too personal and spill my guts. Ew.

Staaaaaaaaaaaarting now. I am about to go on a blogging spree.

But let me update you on my life first. I've started dating this young gentleman, Nathanael Packard.



vomit-inducing, right?

And I still have my job at Love Culture, but I'm hopefully going to get another at Taco Bell. In a very absurd, fucked up way I WANT the job so much. Not because "oh I'm going to desperate measures to get another job god I'm such a brooding angsty teen individual whose parents won't buy her a car ugh" but I'm totally curious to work in fast food. It seems so much more relaxing than retail because HELLO you won't be customer servicing as much. I mean sure you'd have to CUSTOMER SERVICE yeah but it won't be as annoying as retail. In retail, people are so g o d d a m n annoying. Seriously. They're so freaking needy and picky and greedy and just pretty much every negative adjective in the english language. Customers are like that but hoooooooopefully I won't have to deal with as much at Taco Bell. Operative word: hopefully.
I'm also looking forward to the challenges of glamourizing the uniform. I mean, I can TOTES do that and I'm always looking for challenges when it comes to fashion. Nathanael thinks it's ridiculous for me to want to fashionize a TACO BELL uniform ("c'mon, it's only fast food") but w h a t e v e r.

All I'm saying is, if the impetus of creativity and craftivity drove people to make purses out of Capri Suns, then I should want to make a Taco Bell uniform look tres chic.



Officially going to take their motto to a whole notha level.
"'Think outside the bun' ~obvi~ means fashionize your uniform. C'mon guys, don't you want to be a TACO BELLE LIKE ME?!?! Besides, boring work uniforms are so early 2000's. We can't be doing vintage wrong y'all, we just can't." *breaks into tears*
Maybe I'll start a fashion revolution. Or maybe I'll just get fired. YOLO though.

This concludes the self-indulgent writing regarding my life. Proceed with your morning/day/evening/night, and have a good one.

Lady Potato Head